Me: (plops into J's chair and flops head and arms onto desk) Don't mind me, I just needed to, ya know, move.
Meredith Barnes of Fencing Fame: I was totally just about to do the same thing.
Brooks-the-brilliant-intern: How would you describe Care Bears meets Jaws?
Me: I would imagine Shark Bear, and when he'd hold out his stomach a big shark would pop out and eat you.
Mer: I love that there was no hesitation in that answer.
Brooks: What would be your tag line?
Me: Care Bear Scare!
(and yes, I acted this out)