Feb 6, 2011

#ZombieVirus2011


Warning!  Warning!  

Even reading this post might be considered enough contact for you to become infected.

Are you experiencing any of these symptoms?

nausea
headache
fever
delirium
aches & pains
dehydration
coughing up blood
craving very rare meat

Do you feel a little...ya know...like this?




Then it's possible you have #ZombieVirus2011--the nastiest virus to hit human kind since the Plague. This virus has slowly crept its way around our office.  More than a few assistants and agents were hit.

Beware.

It's possible your agent or the agent you're querying is now a zombie.

Take all precautions.  Don't leave the house without a proper face mask:

I prefer the FULL face mask:


And of course, other protection:


Is the Apocalypse coming?  Or is it already here?
The people sitting around deciding are already goners.

8 comments:

E.J. Wesley said...

I just posted a comment about Zombieland on another blog and had to drop by to see the pictures! Good stuff ...

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

Very disturbing pictures and I'm home alone for the rest of the day.

The Screaming Guppy said...

I hop my manuscript wasn't the source of this outbreak...

:)

Joanna Farrow said...

I didn't know zombie-ism was an airbourne condition... Anyway, will have to invest in proper defenses: a machete and home-made explosives. We aren't allowed firearms here. Crap, I think that means we're screwed. What did they do in Sean of the Dead? A crowbar, was it?

Matt said...

Rats. Every time I find an agent I want to query... they have a zombie outbreak. Seriously, you can just send me a form letter. You don't have to infect the whole staff just to avoid reading my work!

Max Cool said...

You kidlets are all too young to have gone to a Dead show, right?

Your pics are Nerf Ball. Try hippies without showers and an overabundance of insufficient postage if you want to see true ugly.

Hardygirl said...

Dang it. I read this post and now my kids have it.

I am now heading out to purchase a face mask ..


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hosted BES said...

Lovely post!