Warning! Warning!
Even reading this post might be considered enough contact for you to become infected.
Are you experiencing any of these symptoms?
nausea
headache
fever
delirium
aches & pains
dehydration
coughing up blood
craving very rare meat
Do you feel a little...ya know...like this?
Then it's possible you have #ZombieVirus2011--the nastiest virus to hit human kind since the Plague. This virus has slowly crept its way around our office. More than a few assistants and agents were hit.
Beware.
It's possible your agent or the agent you're querying is now a zombie.
It's possible your agent or the agent you're querying is now a zombie.
Take all precautions. Don't leave the house without a proper face mask:
I prefer the FULL face mask:
And of course, other protection:
Is the Apocalypse coming? Or is it already here?
The people sitting around deciding are already goners.
8 comments:
I just posted a comment about Zombieland on another blog and had to drop by to see the pictures! Good stuff ...
Very disturbing pictures and I'm home alone for the rest of the day.
I hop my manuscript wasn't the source of this outbreak...
:)
I didn't know zombie-ism was an airbourne condition... Anyway, will have to invest in proper defenses: a machete and home-made explosives. We aren't allowed firearms here. Crap, I think that means we're screwed. What did they do in Sean of the Dead? A crowbar, was it?
Rats. Every time I find an agent I want to query... they have a zombie outbreak. Seriously, you can just send me a form letter. You don't have to infect the whole staff just to avoid reading my work!
You kidlets are all too young to have gone to a Dead show, right?
Your pics are Nerf Ball. Try hippies without showers and an overabundance of insufficient postage if you want to see true ugly.
Dang it. I read this post and now my kids have it.
I am now heading out to purchase a face mask ..
sf
Lovely post!
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